Because you like Butters Stotch in South Park

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Give in to the dark side with vampire Lestat; it's more fun. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

George Weasley likes to invent quirky joke products, play Quidditch, and cause poor Mrs. Weasley a lot of anxiety. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Jasmine dreams of something more than palace life, and she's not afraid to go get it. See them in Aladdin.

Holland March is known to wake up hungover in full bathtubs. See them in The Nice Guys.

The singer and ukulele player of her girl band, Sugar "Kane" Kowalczyk is the life of a party and the woman of a man's dreams. See them in Some Like It Hot.

Cosette is an idealistic woman whose innocence stands in contrast to her harsh childhood. See them in Les Miserables.

Charles Boyle is the human equivalent of a puppy, only slightly less adorable. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Darlene is a free-spirited hacktivist who follows her own moral compass. See them in Mr. Robot.

Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

M. Bison is a diabolical megalomaniac hell-bent on dominating the world. See them in Street Fighter.