Because you like Butters Stotch in South Park

Cynicism is his armor and words are his weapons, but what Tyrion Lannister would really like is some nice wine. See them in Game of Thrones.

Underneath her brassy, sarcastic exterior, Olive Penderghast is more sensitive than she pretends to be. See them in Easy A.

Chuck Bass is notorious for his flamboyant sense of style and love of partying. See them in Gossip Girl.

Belle has ready every storybook in town, and she's slowly realizing that life is no fairytale. See them in Beauty and the Beast.

Cutting ties with her con-artist friends, Sarah Manning is creating a better life for her daughter by taking on the identity of the deceased Beth. See them in Orphan Black.

Eleanor puts up a tough front, even when everyone else tries to tear her down. See them in Eleanor and Park .

Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.

Lorelai Gilmore loves coffee, talking fast, flirting, movie marathons, and her daughter. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Celine's a spontaneous Parisian college student enjoying the night of her life. See them in Before Sunrise.

A benevolent madman with a blue box, The Doctor is traveling through time and space to heal the wounds of the universe. See them in Doctor Who.

A wildly brilliant detective, Sherlock Holmes can figure out everything except how to interact with other human beings. See them in Sherlock.

Smart but insecure, Tally Youngblood is torn between what she wants and what her society demands. See them in Uglies.