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Tony Stark's interests include cocktails, beautiful women, particle physics, and saving the world. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Courteous, dangerous, and powerful, Kaname Kuran controls an entire court of vampires. Very, very pretty vampires. See them in Vampire Knight.

Keren Walker is a socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible. See them in Will & Grace.

Spike is punk meets vampire meets romantic poet. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Years of being a social outcast have taken a toll, but Elphaba is willing to be wicked if it means she can do good. See them in Wicked .

Meticulous Arthur is always prepared, but he may not be ready to be the point man in the criminal world of dream sharing. See them in Inception.

A champion of chivalry, Don Quixote is dutifully bringing good to the world—even when others think he's out of his mind. See them in Don Quixote.

Harry Potter is the boy who lived! See them in Harry Potter Series.

Part of an elite team of investigators, Abby Sciuto is the happiest Goth to ever work in law enforcement. See them in NCIS.

Ron Swanson is the man's man's man's man. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Romantic, tortured, and at times cruel, Heathcliff is an intense man. See them in Wuthering Heights.

Noah Calhoun is lost without Allie, who seems to have moved on. See them in The Notebook.