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Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Mark Sloan is the best plastic surgeon and biggest playboy the hospital's ever seen. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Fox Mulder is a devoted believer in aliens, monsters, and that the truth is out there. See them in The X-Files.

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.

Though Ray Holt is a man of few words and even fewer smiles, he cares deeply about his precinct and detectives. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

A poised, stately man-out-of-time, Ichabod Crane typically faces the modern world with wry quip. See them in Sleepy Hollow.

There must be quite a lot of fellows who haven't got anybody to bring them tea in the morning. Bertie Wooster is lucky to have his valet, Jeeves. See them in Jeeves and Wooster.

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

A Vietnam vet, Travis Bickle spends his days driving his taxi and watching porn flicks. See them in Taxi Driver.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.