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Cynicism is his armor and words are his weapons, but what Tyrion Lannister would really like is some nice wine. See them in Game of Thrones.

This suave con-man doesn't just want to become rich. Danny Ocean wants to rip off the guy who stole his wife in the biggest Vegas con. See them in Ocean's Eleven.

Fox McCloud leads a team of pilots through the Lylat System in search of the evil genius Andross, the villain that killed his father. See them in Star Fox.

Amy Farrah Fowler deserves sainthood for putting up with Sheldon Cooper. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Dante Alighieri is a crusader fighting his way to absolution. See them in Dante's Inferno.

There's erratic, and then there's Senor Chang. See them in Community.

Amy Townsend rarely wakes up in the same bed twice. See them in Trainwreck.

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

Judge Dredd is less a man and more a living manifestation of justice. See them in Dredd.

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

M. Bison is a diabolical megalomaniac hell-bent on dominating the world. See them in Street Fighter.