Because you like Mickey Milkovich in Shameless

Lucius Malfoy is a judgmental social climber who has a bigoted superiority complex. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Linda Belcher doesn't prescribe to what society deems as "normal." She narrates her life through song, much to the alarm of everyone nearby. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Penelope Garcia is the smartest ex-con turned FBI tech, but her fashion never fails to raise eyebrows. See them in Criminal Minds.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Matt Flamhaff is not too concerned about being part of the popular crowd. Too bad his best friend is. See them in 13 Going on 30 .

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

Bobby Singer is a redneck ghost hunter, but all he wants to do is retire to the junk yards of South Dakota. See them in Supernatural.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.