Because you like Lip Gallagher in Shameless

Serena van der Woodsen is a wild child. Too wild, her friends and family might argue. See them in Gossip Girl.

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.

High school is Hell, so Allison Reynolds spends her time giving herself tattoos with ballpoint pens and shaking dandruff out of her hair. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Deadpool thinks life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. See them in Deadpool.

Egon Spengler prefers collecting spores, molds, and fungus to interacting with people. See them in Ghostbusters.

After having his mind altered after a bad breakup, Joel Barish is not convinced that ignorance is bliss. See them in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

King Schultz is about as color-blind as a man of his era can be. See them in Django Unchained.

Sometimes being a supportive girlfriend like Ophelia doesn't work out too well. See them in Hamlet.