Because you like Lip Gallagher in Shameless

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

Tony Stonem is the golden boy of Bristol. Problem is, he knows it. See them in Skins.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.

Kim Kelly is a high school bully who's normally in a bad mood. But there's a softer side to her. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Patrick Verona is a bad boy who's after a tough girl. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.

Galina Reznikov is the head chef of prison, cooking up meals as well as storms on anyone who dares to cross her; even the guards are terrified of her. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Michelle Richardson's world revolves around her boyfriend. Alas, his world doesn't revolve around her. See them in Skins.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.