Because you like Stanford Blatch in Sex and the City

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Kathryn Merteuil may be a vain sociopath, but you won't be able to look away. See them in Cruel Intentions.

Blaine Anderson is a put-together prep school boy with the voice of an angel. See them in Glee.

Mark Sloan is the best plastic surgeon and biggest playboy the hospital's ever seen. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

In charge of stocking the office's supply of cigarettes and liquor, Joan Holloway could run the whole company if they would let her. See them in Mad Men.

Benoit Blanc is Sherlock with Southern charm, and a mysterious benefactor. See them in Knives Out.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

It's impossible to say whether Winifred Burkle is cuter than she is smart, or vice versa. See them in Angel.

Quinn Fabray can become a monster when there is something she wants. See them in Glee.

Topanga Lawrence has been a put-together intellectual since basically the moment she could talk. See them in Boy Meets World.

Good-natured, sensitive, and introspective, Mason is on a lifelong path to finding himself. See them in Boyhood.

They say prison changes you, and Piper Chapman is figuring that out the hard way. See them in Orange Is The New Black.