Because you like Mr. Big in Sex and the City

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

Charlie Bucket may be down-on-his-luck, but his spirits are always sky high. See them in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.

A life spent as "Number Two" is bound to give Diego Hargreeves an inferiority complex. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Jim Stark is a teen torn apart by what the world asks of him. See them in Rebel Without A Cause.

Somehow all of Lara Jean Covey's past crushes know everything she's ever felt about them. Embarrasing? Yes, but hey, now she has a boyfriend. See them in To all The Boys I've Loved Before.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Facing off-the-charts murder, drugs, and teenage heartbreak in Riverdale, Betty Cooper pursues justice with help from her friends. See them in Riverdale.

Veronica Lodge is a quintessential mean girl trying to make a better life, and a better self. See them in Riverdale.