Because you like Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

Manipulative, gorgeous, and sharp as a tack, Blair Waldorf is a classic product of the Upper East Side. See them in Gossip Girl.

Georgina Sparks uses beauty, brains, and power to always get her way. See them in Gossip Girl.

Blake Henderson is happiest smoking weed on the roof ‘til the end of time, but the real world just has a way of killing his vibe. See them in Workaholics.

Alison DiLaurentis believes you're always better off with a really good lie. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Sam Montgomery works hard, but her evil stepmother makes sure her efforts don't pay off. See them in A Cinderella Story.

Inmate "Crazy Eyes" is a poetic soul with some big, expressive eyes. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

Mike Hannigan is a lawyer-turned-pianist who loves to tap into his kooky side. See them in Friends.