Because you like Big Bird in Sesame Street

All of Tate Langdon's obsessions are dangerous. See them in American Horror Story.

April Kepner is an excellent surgeon, but outside of the operating room, she's more anxious than most. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Soos Ramirez is a loving doofus man-child. See them in Gravity Falls.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

Sephiroth wants nothing more than to seize the power of the Lifestream in order to become a god. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Todd Anderson has some “big shoes to fill” at Welton Academy, and new English teacher Mr. Keating isn’t letting him get away with staying silent in class. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Assistant to the demanding editor-in-chief, Emily Charlton comes across as cold and insensitive. But who can blame her? See them in The Devil Wears Prada.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.