Because you like John Dorian in Scrubs

Merciless and manipulative, Queen Ravenna is determined to become the fairest of them all. See them in Snow White and the Huntsman.

Disgust is a friend who makes sure you stay away from all things gross. See them in Inside Out.

Whether he's performing "illusions" or running the family business, one thing is certain: Gob Bluth will screw it up. See them in Arrested Development.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

Sophia Burset will teach you how to navigate the prison world and maybe how to make cute shower shoes from commissary items too. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

Benji Applebaum is not a total nerd. He also happens to be super into magic. See them in Pitch Perfect.

Victor Frankenstein can create life, so he's pretty awesome if he says so himself. See them in Frankenstein.

Glenn Rhee somehow never loses his enthusiastic spirit – even in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. See them in The Walking Dead.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.