Because you like Olivia Pope in Scandal
The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.
Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.
Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.
Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.
Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.
The Genie is the perfect buddy, granting every wish we might have and keeping life good-spirited. See them in Aladdin.
The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.
Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.
A dedicated hedonist, Jack Harkness appreciates raunchy stories, stiff drinks, and excellent bottoms. See them in Doctor Who.
Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
Dr. Gordon Freeman is a brilliant physicist is a quiet hero. And given all the violent aliens, he better be. See them in Half-Life.
