Because you like Phil DeVille in Rugrats

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Needles Kane says shut up and bleed. See them in Twisted Metal .

Zeratul is cryptic, mystic, and not to be messed with. See them in StarCraft .

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Awkward and anxious. It's not easy being Meg Griffin. See them in Family Guy.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Velma Kelly will do anything to get the limelight back. See them in Chicago.

Daphne Blake's unfailing enthusiasm keeps the team's morale up even as they're battling evil spirits and other ghouls. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Joey Potter is a low-key girl next door in love with her best friend. See them in Dawson's Creek.