Because you like Toni in Portlandia

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

As the White House Press Secretary, C. J. Cregg is a master of verbal karate and the best damn basketball player in Ohio Valley history. See them in The West Wing.

Relentlessly cheerful and optimistic, Erin Hannon is an office receptionist. See them in The Office.

Taystee Jefferson is always down for a laugh and to help a friend out. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Hannah Horvath is kind of a mess, but she owns her messiness in a way few people do. See them in Girls.

Christian is a romantic who for some reason won't stop singing everything he feels. See them in Moulin Rouge.

Mike Ehrmantraut is rutheless, merciless, and probably the most endearing hitman you've ever met. See them in Breaking Bad.

A childlike space cadet, Brittany Pierce has a surprisingly open-minded spirit. See them in Glee.

Poussey Washington is a former army brat who loves to read and loves her friends. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Gene Belcher dreams of a future in the limelight, and he doesn't let his lack of talent hold him back. See them in Bob's Burgers.

An alien, a time-traveler, and an esper are following Haruhi Suzumiya, who – unknown to herself – is a near-omnipotent reality warper. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.