Because you like Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation
Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Big Boss is a disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers (and soldiers alone). See them in Metal Gear Series.
A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.
Abandoned by her parents, Rey made her living selling scrap metal and got used to being her own friend and teacher. See them in Star Wars Series.
Make sure not to anger the Hulk or else he will transform into a giant green monstrosity and smash anything in his way. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Fiona Gallagher wants to be able to give her siblings everything that they deserve because her parents aren't going to do it. See them in Shameless.
Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..
If Lisbeth Salander can hurt a bastard who deserves it by digging up stuff about him, she feels good. See them in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.
A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.
Tracy Turnblad's got rhythm, and she's determined to share her dance moves with the world. See them in Hairspray.
