Because you like "Crazy Eyes" Warren in Orange Is The New Black

Phoebe Buffay works as a masseuse while attempting to put her spark in a world where everyone else’s seems to have dulled. See them in Friends.

Sterling Archer is a fun-loving, car-driving spy extraordinaire. But one can tell his mother didn't hug him as a child. See them in Archer.

Shaun is used to being lazy. And now, you're asking him to fight for his life? See them in Shaun of the Dead.

Christian Grey is just as controlling in the bedroom as the boardroom. See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.

Ava may just be the perfect woman. So long as she can pass a Turing test. See them in Ex Machina.

Finn is the world's last human who's "all about" understanding right and wrong. See them in Adventure Time.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

An intriguing bundle of contradictions, Sawyer Ford trusts no one on the island, and no one should trust him. See them in Lost.