Because you like Winston Bishop in New Girl

Number Five is a 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

There isn't a man in the world who executes his job with more finesse than Monsieur Gustave H. See them in The Grand Budapest Hotel.

Aladdin is a street-thief who is on his way up. Way, way up! See them in Aladdin.

Ron Swanson is the man's man's man's man. See them in Parks and Recreation.

People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.

Liz Lemon is a lover of comedy, geek stuff, and night cheese. See them in 30 Rock.

A suave demon, Crowley grants humans their wishes in exchange for their soul, only to find loopholes that benefit him. See them in Supernatural.

A secret smoker, Margot Tenenbaum has plenty more secrets where that came from. See them in The Royal Tenenbaums.

Juno MacGuff is hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy. See them in Juno.

In the Land of the Dead, finally free from the restrictive customs of Victorian society, Victor Van Dort is coming out of his shell. See them in Corpse Bride.

This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.