Because you like Schmidt in New Girl

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Ex-adviser to the king and most powerful sorceress, Yennefer is determined to be even stronger to attain her freedom in a war-torn world. See them in The Witcher.

Kat Stratford is part of the "out" crowd and proud of it. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.

Neurotic, motherly, and oh-so organized, Monica Geller is everyone’s favorite hostess, keen on settling down and starting a family - perhaps too much so. See them in Friends.

Marge Gunderson embodies the very best of the American Midwest. She's kind, friendly, and fiercely honest. See them in Fargo.

Omar Little is a pretty chill guy, as long as you can forgive the stealing and killing people. See them in The Wire.

Joey Tribbiani's true passions in life are acting, sandwiches, football, sex, and asking ladies, "how you doing?" See them in Friends.

Poison Ivy is a seductive, venomous botanist laments the fact that there are so many people to kill, yet so little time. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Holden Caulfield is convinced that the whole adult world is full of phonies. See them in The Catcher in the Rye.

Despite the dissolution of his state, Prussia hangs on – mooching off his younger brother Germany and reading comics. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Jesse Tuck dreams of finding someone to join his unusual family. See them in Tuck Everlasting.

For someone who swears she doesn't care for anyone, MJ Jones spends a lot of time observing her classmate Peter Parker. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.