Because you like Phil Dunphy in Modern Family

SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Tarzan is walking the line between human and animal. Good thing he has excellent balance. See them in Tarzan.

Ben Barber is ready to show you that he's twice the man you think he is. See them in Ride Along.

Sylar's victims are found all over the country, many with their brains removed. See them in Heroes.

Good-natured, sensitive, and introspective, Mason is on a lifelong path to finding himself. See them in Boyhood.

Self proclaimed, Fat Amy, likes horizontal running and mermaid dancing. Important skills, one could argue. See them in Pitch Perfect.

Quentin has his whole life mapped out. It might sound boring, but he likes boring. See them in Paper Towns.

Jenna Rink is physically 30 but emotionally 13. She has a better excuse than most. See them in 13 Going on 30.

A level-headed show business icon despite his amphibian status, Kermit is the brains behind the success of the Muppets. See them in The Muppet Movie.

Lorelai Gilmore loves coffee, talking fast, flirting, movie marathons, and her daughter. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Unaware of the fact that he's a toy and made of plastic, Buzz Lightyear is a spaceman on a mission fully of snappy catch phrases. See them in Toy Story.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.