Because you like Rincewind in Discworld

Cynicism is his armor and words are his weapons, but what Tyrion Lannister would really like is some nice wine. See them in Game of Thrones.

Aragorn is the one true king, a title he is too humble to accept. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

L is enigmatic, child-like, and one of the smartest people in the world. See them in Death Note.

If you hang out with Bender in cool dive bars in 31st century New York, make sure you're on his "Do Not Kill" list. See them in Futurama.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

When Jessica Jones is not throwing back drinks, she's taking down bad guys with her strength, detective skills, and foul-mouthed insults. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.

If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.

The quiet, intense Daryl Dixon lets his crossbow do the talking. See them in The Walking Dead.

Michonne 's light on conversation and deadly with a blade. See them in The Walking Dead.

Nemo is a small fish in a vast ocean, but he dreams of seeing it all. See them in Finding Nemo.

An All-American football player, a ping pong star, and a freakishly determined runner, Forrest Gump has a ton of stories to tell. See them in Forrest Gump.