Because you like Lois Wilkerson in Malcolm in the Middle

Raiden is an efficient soldier haunted by his repressed past. See them in Metal Gear Series.

Though seemingly caring and calm, this motel owner has a mysterious streak of intensity. See them in Psycho.

Rogue's touch is literally deadly, and she's trying to learn from the older mutants how to manager her powers. See them in X-Men Series.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Ethical but anxious, Chidi Anagonye approaches life like a problem to be solved. See them in The Good Place.

A brilliant "extractor," Dom Cobb has spent the past few years running from the authorities and his inner demons. See them in Inception.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

John Tyree has survived heavy gunfire and aggressive enemy soldiers. But can he handle a girl? See them in Dear John.

John Locke is an eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back. See them in Lost.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.