Because you like Lois Wilkerson in Malcolm in the Middle

Alex Vause's tattoos and tough exterior cover the fact that she's just a girl with a really intense crush. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

There's nothing "demi" about this demigod's massive ego. See them in Moana.

A life spent as "Number Two" is bound to give Diego Hargreeves an inferiority complex. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Despite being at the bottom of the social hierarchy in school, Eric Effiong is an upbeat student who loves makeup and fashion. See them in Sex Education.

Though he has a brilliant mind for mathematics, Christopher has a much harder time processing the rest of the world. See them in The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.

Jacob Kowalski is just a baker caught up in an otherworldly adventure. See them in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

The Little Prince is a childlike wonder personified in a tiny package. See them in The Little Prince.

Esmeralda's street wisdom is unparalleled. See them in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Claire Underwood is scary intimidating, and she knows it. See them in House of Cards.

Robin Scherbatsky is a former teen pop star who loves dogs and is scared of relationships. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Kiara Carrera is a hippie socialist who likes sea turtles more than people. See them in Outer Banks.