Because you like Moist von Lipwig in Discworld

With an abundant supply of alcohol, nice restaurants, and free will, Crowley is a demon who is thoroughly enjoying his time on Earth. See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

N'Jadaka is a righteous man with a violent agenda. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Velma Kelly will do anything to get the limelight back. See them in Chicago.

Luis is a deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Riley Blue is trying to outrun her bad luck, but she might not be fast enough. See them in Sense8.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Freddie Freeman is a superhero aficionado with a dark sense of humor. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Surly and sarcastic, Manny travels alone and prefers it that way. See them in Ice Age.

Beth March is the glue that holds her family together. See them in Little Women.

Phoebe Caulfield is a wise-beyond-her-years 10-year-old with an empathetic spirit. See them in The Catcher in the Rye.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

His nickname of 'Zero' says a lot about what other people think of him, but he's finally standing up for himself. See them in Holes.