Because you like Joan Holloway in Mad Men

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

What Troy Barnes lacks in common sense, he makes up for with heart. See them in Community.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

Leatherface's moods change with his masks. See them in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Stubborn, impulsive, and fun-loving, Hallie Parker is not afraid to devise some schemes to bring her family together. See them in The Parent Trap.

Jughead Jones is seeing the underbelly of his sleepy town. See them in Riverdale.

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Harry Potter is the boy who lived! See them in Harry Potter Series.

There is never a dull moment with Jim Moriarty: expect booze and sing alongs in between all of the homicide. See them in Sherlock.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.