Because you like Hawkeye Pierce in M*A*S*H
Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.
We're all puppets. Dr. Manhattan is just a puppet who can see the strings. See them in Watchmen.
If anyone can stay optimistic and friendly under harsh alien rule, it's Alyx Vance. See them in Half-Life 2.
The only thing Albert Wesker cares about is turning himself into a God. See them in Resident Evil Series.
John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.
Daring on a bike but haunted in his personal life, even Johnny Blaze isn't fast enough to outride his past. See them in Ghost Rider.
David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.
Ratchet is a shoot-first, ask-questions-later, and then-shoot-again kind of lombax. See them in Ratchet & Clank.
Melinda May is a woman of few words and many talents. Most of them martial. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.
We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.