Because you like Hawkeye Pierce in M*A*S*H

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Carl Gallagher is a budding psychopath fascinated with rule breaking. See them in Shameless.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

Timid and a bit insecure, Amy Antsler has big dreams of activism and meeting new people. She's learning it's easier said than done. See them in Booksmart.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Sid Jenkins is the ultimate underachiever, but he doesn't mind. Well, he pretends he doesn't. See them in Skins.

For someone who swears she doesn't care for anyone, MJ Jones spends a lot of time observing her classmate Peter Parker. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Elio Perlman likes the piano, peaches, and his father's new research assistant a little too much. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Not a great influence with her classmates, this 13-year-old "cool girl" likes to shoplift, chug alcohol, and snort crushed pills. See them in thirteen.

Celine's a spontaneous Parisian college student enjoying the night of her life. See them in Before Sunrise.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.