Because you like DEATH in Discworld

Omar Little is a pretty chill guy, as long as you can forgive the stealing and killing people. See them in The Wire.

A smart, spunky, and incredibly skilled gamer, Art3mis has a revolutionary spirit. See them in Ready Player One.

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Baloo is a fun-lovin' bear who just needs the bare necessities of life See them in The Jungle Book.

Beware! Anton Chigurh carries a coin with him, which he forces his victims to flip to decide whether they will live or die. See them in No Country for Old Men.

Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.

Both a noble district attorney and a psychopathic villain, Harvey Dent proves some men really can have it all. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Rupert Giles is a librarian on the outside, fearless evil-fighter on the inside. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.