Because you like Jeeves in Jeeves and Wooster

Spencer Reid's super-smarts helps catch killers, and his social awkwardness endears co-workers. See them in Criminal Minds.

A vampire hunter, Integra Hellsing doesn't tolerate failure, least of all her own. See them in Hellsing.

The White Queen been treated horribly, but the day of her victory is almost near. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

With an A.I. as loyal and witty as Cortana, who needs humans? See them in Halo.

Vengeance is William Wallace’s game. With his father, brother, and wife killed by the English, he slaughters the garrison and sacks cities. See them in Braveheart.

Spike is punk meets vampire meets romantic poet. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A fight every now and then makes Dante's life a little more interesting. See them in Devil May Cry.

Fear is a ball of nerves and a voice of caution. See them in Inside Out.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Running away from murderous aliens has turned into an interstellar chase for Jupiter Jones. See them in Jupiter Ascending.

Angel is fighting as best as he can, but the disease might be too powerful for even his strong, positive energy. See them in Rent.

Lyra Belacqua is prone to getting in trouble, but she's also clever enough to get out of it. Most of the time. See them in The Golden Compass.