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Sheldon Cooper is brilliant in every way except, well, interacting with any human being. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Dory is more than a little forgetful, but she'll always remember to have your back. See them in Finding Nemo.

With his own ship, Peter Quill calls his own shots, and gets to fly from planet to planet blasting '70s pop hits and picking up alien chicks. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Puss In Boots is a suave, honorable ladies man/cat who's not above playing cute to get you to let down your guard. See them in Shrek 2.

Steve Rogers is a good soldier. But above all, he's a good man. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Some say to survive in Underland you need to be as mad as a hatter–which, luckily, he is. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

When the Sorting Hat touched Draco Malfoy's head, it placed him in Slytherin, a house that has turned out more dark wizards than any other. See them in Harry Potter Series.

A daring conman, Flynn Rider is so charismatic that you might not mind when he steals from you. See them in Tangled.

Severus Snape is a misanthropic potions teacher with a vindictive streak. See them in Harry Potter Series.

An escaped convict on a mission, Sirius Black is brooding, brave, and reckless. See them in Harry Potter Series.