Because you like Wendy Corduroy in Gravity Falls

Adored, honored, and, most of all, feared, Miranda Priestly has the fashion industry in the palm of her hand. See them in The Devil Wears Prada.

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

Quiet and brooding, Ennis Del Mar keeps his true passions close to the chest. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

His name is Olaf, he's a snowman, and he likes warm hugs. See them in Frozen.

Lady Bird's heart is in the right place, usually, but even the purest of people can fall sway to the havoc-wreaking traps of senior year. See them in Lady Bird.

Shrek is a nasty-on-the-surface ogre with a heart of gold and an earful of wax. See them in Shrek.

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

Pro: Johan Liebert is handsome and charming. Con: he's also a sociopathic killer. See them in Monster (TV Show).

Jacob Black is the boy next door who's also the wolf next door. See them in Twilight.

Sasuke's quest for vengeance is above all else. See them in Naruto.

Tidus is upbeat, carefree, and desperate not to become his father. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.