Because you like Blair Waldorf in Gossip Girl

People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Privileged young Bruce's childhood was nearly perfect. Now, his life is anything but. See them in Gotham.

Stuck in space, Ryan Stone will either make it back to Earth and have one hell of a story to tell. Or she will burn into the ether. See them in Gravity.

Napoleon Dynamite loves tater tots, mythical beasts, and reveling in his awkwardness. See them in Napoleon Dynamite.

Emmet Brickowski is so upbeat it's not even human. Everything is AWESOME! See them in The Lego Movie.

Arwen has to choose between a life of loneliness or love and inevitible death, both rather unfortunate options. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Po is a clumsy, friendly panda who likes to take it easy. But now he's expected to save the world? See them in Kung Fu Panda.

Indiana Jones is a swashbuckling archeologist who hates snakes, Nazis, and priceless artifacts falling into the wrong hands. See them in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

Holden Caulfield is convinced that the whole adult world is full of phonies. See them in The Catcher in the Rye.