Because you like Stephen Dedalus in A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

He's a get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A superpowered test subject, Scarlet Witch can manipulate other people's thoughts and force them to confront their worst fears. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Underneath her brassy, sarcastic exterior, Olive Penderghast is more sensitive than she pretends to be. See them in Easy A.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Noah Calhoun is lost without Allie, who seems to have moved on. See them in The Notebook.

The only thing that can match Rose's looks are her hot temper and free spirit. See them in Titanic.

Is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Derek Zoolander thinks not. See them in Zoolander.

A baker turned reluctant fighter, Peeta Mellark can charm his way out of just about any situation. See them in The Hunger Games .

Unaware of the fact that he's a toy and made of plastic, Buzz Lightyear is a spaceman on a mission fully of snappy catch phrases. See them in Toy Story.

A no-nonsense hitman with a taste for good burgers and divine justice, Jules Winnfield will go to great lengths to please his boss. See them in Pulp Fiction.

An infamous vampire, Alucard is a one-man killing machine with a philosophical side. See them in Hellsing.