Because you like Jesse Katsopolis in Full House

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Jughead Jones loves burgers, his friends, and philosophizing with his unique brand of wisdom. See them in Archie Comics.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Charlotte York is an idealistic art curator who loves horses, tennis and Elizabeth Taylor movies. See them in Sex and the City.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Luis is a deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Hunting ghosts is both a job and a passion for Abby Yates. See them in Ghostbusters (2016).

Self-described as half-Slytherin, half-Ravenclaw, Molly Davidson has a big, demanding personality that doesn’t always leave space for other people’s emotions. See them in Booksmart.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Louise Belcher might be just a kid, but she can manipulate just about anyone with a pulse. All in the name of fun, of course. See them in Bob's Burgers.