Because you like D.J. Tanner in Full House
Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.
Alien insists on taking the party with him wherever he goes. And if you're lucky, you'll get to see his gun collection. See them in Spring Breakers.
Aragorn is the one true king, a title he is too humble to accept. See them in The Lord of the Rings.
Sebastien Michaelis is a demonic butler who approaches life with effortless finesse and a diabolical streak. See them in Black Butler.
Everyone Barney Stinson knows is getting married or pregnant. But he's just getting more awesome. See them in How I Met Your Mother.
A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.
Big Boss is a disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers (and soldiers alone). See them in Metal Gear Series.
There's no one cooler than this intergalactic smuggler who hangs out in dens of iniquity all over the galaxy. And Han Solo knows it! See them in Star Wars Series.
Damon Salvatore used to miss being human. Now he can't think of anything more miserable. See them in The Vampire Diaries.
Michonne 's light on conversation and deadly with a blade. See them in The Walking Dead.
WALL-E is a quirky little romantic robot cleaning the wasteland known as Earth. See them in WALL-E.
