Because you like Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks

Michael Bluth is the only sane person in a family of eccentrics. At least, that's how he thinks of himself. See them in Arrested Development.

Chris Chambers is from a family of social outcasts and criminals, and he wants more than anything to avoid ending up like them. See them in Stand By Me.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

When he’s not working at the banana stand or awkwardly hitting on his cousin, George Michael tries his best to appease his father. See them in Arrested Development.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Peter Venkman's "research" projects are designed to get undergraduate students to sleep with him. Though it turns out he can bust ghosts. See them in Ghostbusters.