Because you like Lindsay Weir in Freaks and Geeks

An alien, a time-traveler, and an esper are following Haruhi Suzumiya, who – unknown to herself – is a near-omnipotent reality warper. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.

Christopher Turk is bringing his A-game to his next big challenge: becoming a surgeon. See them in Scrubs.

James T. Kirk is more than ready to face the final frontier. See them in Star Trek.

Dominic Toretto lives his life "a quarter mile at a time", and he burns through those miles faster than anyone. See them in The Fast and the Furious.

Gruff and sarcastic, Detective Harry Dresden use unconventional ways to track down perps, including using magic and the supernatural. See them in The Dresden Files.

Donkey Kong is a strong, banana-loving, and caring uncle to Diddy Kong. See them in Donkey Kong.

Damon Salvatore used to miss being human. Now he can't think of anything more miserable. See them in The Vampire Diaries.

An infamous vampire, Alucard is a one-man killing machine with a philosophical side. See them in Hellsing.

An intriguing bundle of contradictions, Sawyer Ford trusts no one on the island, and no one should trust him. See them in Lost.

Impassive, overly literal, and a little short on people skills, Angel dedicates her life to enforcing the rules. See them in Angel Beats!.