Because you like Bree Van De Kamp in Desperate Housewives

A brave but pessimistic nobleman, Boromir knows one does not simply walk into Mordor. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

R2-D2 has been in the galaxy saving business for decades. Not bad for somebody whose vocabulary is limited to "beep-boop." See them in Star Wars Series.

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Neurotic, motherly, and oh-so organized, Monica Geller is everyone’s favorite hostess, keen on settling down and starting a family - perhaps too much so. See them in Friends.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

A literal fallen star, Yvaine is temperamental, sarcastic, and a bit on edge. See them in Stardust.

Aimee Finecky has big dreams, but she's too busy taking care of everyone else's desires. See them in The Spectacular Now.

Others see him as the town nutcase, but Flint Lockwood knows his inventions will change the world someday. See them in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

For Elton John, the road to stardom is a rocky ride. See them in Rocketman.

He's a get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.