Because you like Daria Morgendorffer in Daria

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

Armed guards, FBI agents, notorious serial killers – Hannibal Lecter has bested them all, with time to finish dessert afterwards. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

Ilana Wexler is rarely found without a joint. When she's not absolutely blazed, she is a below average employee and an incredible best friend. See them in Broad City.

Nomi Marks is a brilliant hacker with an open-minded, accepting spirit. See them in Sense8.

Light Yagami has a plan to make a better world, and morals won't stop him. See them in Death Note.

Omar Little is a pretty chill guy, as long as you can forgive the stealing and killing people. See them in The Wire.

Walter White's knowledge of chemistry allows him to cook astoundingly pure meth, leading to a rapid – albeit tumultuous – rise in the criminal drug world. See them in Breaking Bad.

Though cynical about the world, Shuya Nanahara is caring and protective towards his friends. See them in Battle Royale.

A fight every now and then makes Dante's life a little more interesting. See them in Devil May Cry.

As Marlena Rosenbluth is finding out, confidence in the limelight doesn't always translate to power at home. See them in Water for Elephants.

Yuri is living in the afterlife, which takes the form of a high school where no one dies. But if you follow the school's rules and live a "normal" life you vanish. See them in Angel Beats!.

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.