Because you like Marty Funkhouser in Curb Your Enthusiasm

Bob Parr is an ex-superhero now focused on being a dad, but he misses the action. See them in The Incredibles.

With those dearest to him dead and no one to trust, Max Rockatansky is a slightly hysterical man alone on the run in a post-apocalyptic world. See them in Mad Max: Fury Road.

As a doctor-in-training, John Dorian should have his head in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds. See them in Scrubs.

Rayon is kinder to the world than the world is to her. See them in Dallas Buyers Club.

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.

Dee Reynolds is selfish, narcissistic, and a target of extremely cruel ridicule. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.

Beneath Lena Duchannes' prickly exterior lurks a sensitive, compassionate soul. See them in Beautiful Creatures.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Lazy and cynical‚ Bernard Black is the ultimate curmudgeon. See them in Black Books.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .