Because you like Marty Funkhouser in Curb Your Enthusiasm

A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.

1986 is Eddie Munson’s year, at least until a mysterious force begins plaguing Hawkins yet again and he’s suspected of murder. See them in Stranger Things.

A suave manipulator, Sebastian Valmont is valiantly fighting off a developing conscience. See them in Cruel Intentions.

Jail hasn't broken Andy Dufresne's spirit, but will his spirit help break him out of jail? See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Tony Mendez is quietly determined and creatively resourceful. See them in Argo.

A neurotic people pleaser, Tom Wambsgans is both ambitious and spineless. See them in Succession.

James Gordon happens to be the one guy in Gotham City with proper morals who doesn't also run around in a cape. See them in DC Extended Universe.

All of Tate Langdon's obsessions are dangerous. See them in American Horror Story.

Billy Butcher's job is to give everyone hell by any means necessary. See them in The Boys.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Roman Roy is an entitled rich boy, but he's smarter than he seems. See them in Succession.