Because you like Jeff Greene in Curb Your Enthusiasm
Adults call him troubled and kids call him crazy, but Donnie Darko is too busy following the instructions of a giant bunny rabbit to care. See them in Donnie Darko.
Years of constant assault by mean classmates, rude teachers, and her abusive mother is making Carrie White want to fight back. See them in Carrie.
Number Five is a 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body. See them in The Umbrella Academy.
The Terminator is an emotionless killing machine who won't stop until he's changed the future. See them in The Terminator.
Don't worry about this forensic scientist offing you unless you're a serial killer yourself. (You're not, right? Just checking.) See them in Dexter.
In love with a daughter of his family's sworn enemies, Romeo Montague must find a way to reconcile his conflicting desires. See them in Romeo & Juliet.
Fox Mulder is a devoted believer in aliens, monsters, and that the truth is out there. See them in The X-Files.
James T. Kirk is more than ready to face the final frontier. See them in Star Trek.
Napoleon Dynamite loves tater tots, mythical beasts, and reveling in his awkwardness. See them in Napoleon Dynamite.
Carl Fredricksen is a crotchety old man who may just have it in him to take one last, great adventure. See them in Up.
High school is Hell, so Allison Reynolds spends her time giving herself tattoos with ballpoint pens and shaking dandruff out of her hair. See them in The Breakfast Club.