Because you like Rupert Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Nadja was feminasty before it was cool. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Ahsoka Tano hopes to be a very powerful and knowledgeable Jedi one day. See them in The Clone Wars.

Hedwig is a lost soul with a punk rock spirit. See them in Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Some might call Jess Mariano mysterious. Others just call him moody. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

Quiet and brooding, Ennis Del Mar keeps his true passions close to the chest. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

After having his mind altered after a bad breakup, Joel Barish is not convinced that ignorance is bliss. See them in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Judge Dredd is less a man and more a living manifestation of justice. See them in Dredd.

Wanting more out of life, Pam Beesly has a job she isn't crazy about and is engaged to a guy she's not sure is "The One." See them in The Office.

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

John Locke is an eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back. See them in Lost.

Kinsey Locke is always ready to take it to the limit. See them in Locke & Key.