Because you like Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

Artemis Fowl understands the way of the world. If he wins, he's a prodigy. If he loses, then he's crazy. That is how history is written. See them in Artemis Fowl.

Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.

Stoic, cynical, and brilliant, Solid Snake was genetically engineered to be the perfect soldier. See them in Metal Gear Series.

It's easy for Brian O'Conner to fake his way into the world of extreme racing because he's been popping cars since his teenage years. See them in The Fast and the Furious.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Char is always thinking two or three steps ahead of the enemy. See them in Mobile Suit Gundam Series.

The only thing Albert Wesker cares about is turning himself into a God. See them in Resident Evil Series.