Because you like Ilana Wexler in Broad City

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Empathetic Nausicaa embraces all forms of life, even those that might scare other people. See them in Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind.

It's impossible to say whether Winifred Burkle is cuter than she is smart, or vice versa. See them in Angel.

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.

With his perfectly combed hair and flashy military outfits, France can charm the pants off of anyone—well except his fellow nations, it seems. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

Chandler Bings keeps his friends on their toes with his cutting wit, all the while trying to discover his own place in life. Could he BE any funnier? See them in Friends.

World domination and Superman's demise are next on Lex Luthor's to-do list. See them in DC Extended Universe.

All who live know his name, and all who oppose him shall know Death. See them in Darksiders Series.