Because you like Butthead in Beavis and Butthead

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

Sydney Novak claims she’s “not special,” but her self-reportedly average life changes quickly once she begins to develop powers she can’t control. See them in I Am Not Okay With This.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Holland March is known to wake up hungover in full bathtubs. See them in The Nice Guys.

With her consciousness so easily shifted between bodies, Motoko Kusanagi is left unsure of who or what she really is. See them in Ghost in the Shell.

A great galactic bounty hunter, Samus Aran is not as good at expressing emotions. See them in Metroid.

Cady Heron is the new girl in town who's also new to the world of high school, period. See them in Mean Girls.

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

There are men who embrace destiny and do not show their fear. These are the ones that change the world forever. See them in Dragon Age Series.