Because you like George Bluth Sr. in Arrested Development

Emmet Brickowski is so upbeat it's not even human. Everything is AWESOME! See them in The Lego Movie.

John Bender's interests include marijuana, fighting, and breaking the rules. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Academics weren't his strong suit. Luckily, Jesse Pinkman's street smarts are a cut above the rest. See them in Breaking Bad.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

Although Penny's friends have genius-level IQs, they regularly come to her for advice and insight. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.

When the going gets tough, Rick Grimes gets tougher. It's a very useful trait when the world goes to hell. See them in The Walking Dead.

Mikasa Ackerman is a near-perfect soldier who won't break her stone-faced expression whether she's killing foes or protecting loved ones. See them in Attack on Titan.

Aragorn is the one true king, a title he is too humble to accept. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Winnie the Pooh is a chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff. See them in Winnie the Pooh.