Character Recommendations Based on Malory Archer

Dennis Reynolds It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

In his mind only a psycho wouldn't have a six-part system to bring home women. And he should know

Haymitch Abernathy The Hunger Games

A surly alcoholic who uses sarcasm to mask his true emotions

Soos Ramirez Gravity Falls

Loving doofus man-child

Wendy Corduroy Gravity Falls

The ultimate in cool in Gravity Falls

Grunkle Stan Gravity Falls

Grumpy tourist trap owner with a few deep secrets

Leonard Hofstadter The Big Bang Theory

The normal one among his scientist friends, though in fairness that's a low bar

Unnamed Fight Club

A troubled insomniac in search of a moment to rest and a meaning to his existence

Scar The Lion King

Sneaky, snarky, and always striving for more power

GLaDOS Portal Series

A murderous, sadistic, cake-loving A.I., but at least she's funny

Bill Cipher Gravity Falls

Inter-dimensional demon who dreams of a more chaotic Gravity Falls