Because you like Crash Bandicoot in Crash Bandicoot

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

A bureaucrat in the Land of the Dead, Manuel Calavera is a jaded, sarcastic loner who just might have a hidden heroic side. See them in Grim Fandango.

Frederick Frankenstein is an eccentric (O.K., maybe a little insane) professor who is excited to be delving into his family's past. See them in Young Frankenstein.

Andy Bernard is a preppy Cornell grad who's very likely to break into an acapella performance. See them in The Office.

Ratchet is a shoot-first, ask-questions-later, and then-shoot-again kind of lombax. See them in Ratchet & Clank.

Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.

Winn Schott is just your friendly neighborhood superhero support system. See them in Supergirl.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.